I once was told I look like I’m hiding something.

 

I'm not. It's just my face.

 

I could be ecstatic, mildly existential, or reliving the time I worked at CVS and sold an unreasonable amount of MiraLAX. No one can tell. Not even me. ​​

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If you're curious about what's on my mind - say hi.​

We can also just talk about ads.

 

No, my last name is not pronounced God damn.

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